Bald folks, don’t despair! Being follicle-free has its perks. While luscious locks may seem desirable to some, a bare pate provides plenty of possibilities.
This article will highlight a few fun activities that are easier sans hair. At the end of the day, it’s not what’s on your head that matters – it’s what’s inside. So grab some sunscreen and let’s explore the world with gusto, whether you have hair or not!
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1. Doing your hair
Of course, the first thing that comes to mind is styling. When you’re bald, you can’t brush, comb, draw a parting, apply gel… In short, you can’t play hairdresser!
2. Run your hands through your hair
Running your hands through your hair gives a sexy, confident air to the men who do it? Too bad bald men can’t play this seductive trump card!
3. Protect yourself naturally from the sun
Sunstroke is painful and dangerous. But while most (hairy) people wear hats in summer to protect themselves from the sun, bald people have to if they don’t want to end up with a crimson head!
4. Imitate Jared Leto
Unless you put on a wig (and waders, of course), it’s not easy for bald people to imitate the famous Leto and his famous ponytail. And neither is Keanu Reeves!
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5. Become a hair model
Ever dreamed of being photographed for Roxanne Lowit or Tim Walker? If you’re bald, move on to a more realistic project!
6. Love the expressions “egghead” or “dickhead”!
Bald jokes are often very heavy-handed, and so are the expressions. So when you’ve got no hair and you’re a touch touchy-feely, you’ve had it!
7. Seducing a female hairdresser
In itself, it’s not impossible for a bald man to seduce a female hairdresser. But the opportunities are simply rarer since he never sets foot in a hair salon!
8. Test shampoos
Dull or colored hair, dry or greasy, red or blond, straight or curly… When it comes to shampoos, the choice is vast! And no, bald people can’t test them all. None, in fact. Which is good for their wallets!
9. Go beanie-free in winter
When it’s cold outside, a bald man can’t do without a good woollen cap or chapka, otherwise he’ll end up with a frozen head. Fortunately, it’s stylish!
10. Having lice
Being bald also has its advantages, especially when you’ve got kids at home who can bring you nasty lice from school. Without hair, you’re safe from these parasites, and won’t have to fight against them!
And the Things Bald People Do Better
For every item on the list above, there is a flip side. Being bald comes with a set of genuine perks that men with hair quietly envy:
- Get ready in seconds. No styling, no products, no bad hair days. Ever.
- Save money for life. No haircuts, no shampoo, no expensive treatments.
- Stay cool and clean. Rinse and go. A quick towel dry and you are done.
- Look sharp instantly. A clean shave reads as confident and put together with zero effort.
- Never fear the wind or the rain ruining a hairstyle.
Most bald men will tell you the trade is more than fair. A few minor inconveniences in exchange for the easiest grooming routine on the planet.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the hardest part of being bald?
Honestly, mostly small stuff: remembering sunscreen and a hat in summer, and keeping the scalp moisturized in winter.
Do bald people save money?
Yes. No haircuts, styling products, or hair treatments adds up to a tidy saving over the years.
Is being bald an advantage?
Many think so. The grooming is effortless, the look is sharp, and studies even link shaved heads to confidence and dominance.
